Ivana Trump Escorted Off Plane: Napolitano Declares 'The System Worked' - HUMAN EVENTS
12/30/2009 by the inimitable Ann Coulter
I wish she were POTUS.
In response to a Nigerian Muslim trying to blow up a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, the government will now prohibit international travelers from going to the bathroom in the last hour before the plane lands.
Terrorists who plan to bomb planes during the first seven hours of the eight-hour flight, however, should face no difficulties, provided they wait until after the complimentary beverage service has been concluded.
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